1 00:00:05,148 --> 00:00:11,148 Bedside Sailors 2 00:01:55,510 --> 00:02:01,301 No, Holger. Disa sent me here. It's urgent. 3 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:06,345 - Disa can wait. - Yes, Disa will wait. 4 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:21,583 Peter, Ulla went for a Brazilian model. 5 00:02:21,783 --> 00:02:25,220 Look what she's doing there. 6 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:35,742 - What took her so long? - Well, she's helping Holger. 7 00:03:46,910 --> 00:03:50,062 - Do you like these? - Yes. 8 00:04:10,990 --> 00:04:15,541 - Do you want to? - Yes, I'll do it. 9 00:04:20,414 --> 00:04:22,366 And what did you see in him, Ulla? 10 00:04:22,590 --> 00:04:27,710 Men are chauvinists, they use us and think that we are so happy about it. 11 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:32,950 I'll decide for myself! Even the boss can't keep his hands off me. 12 00:04:33,170 --> 00:04:36,506 - And he's married! - It's easier for men. 13 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:42,950 - The boss is coming. - Oh, Mrs. Disa? 14 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:47,304 We need to reconcile the warehouse balances. 15 00:04:58,030 --> 00:05:03,946 - These are good products. - They are actually already sold. 16 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:09,901 - It's not expensive, is it? - Don't touch me, you boor! 17 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:15,480 I don't want to be raped just because I'm a woman. 18 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,680 You don't understand! 19 00:05:19,222 --> 00:05:23,575 Ooh, that's it, you're fired! 20 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:29,024 Fired? You owe me 3 months' salary! Can you send the money by check? 21 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:21,709 - Is this seat taken? - No, sit down. 22 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:27,986 - Have we met before? - Yes, just now, on the street. 23 00:07:30,863 --> 00:07:32,076 How many? 24 00:07:32,278 --> 00:07:36,109 How much? Because I like men I can talk to, 25 00:07:36,309 --> 00:07:39,426 you have decided that I am a whore? Men! 26 00:07:39,650 --> 00:07:45,899 Okay. I was wrong, sorry. What do you like the most? 27 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:51,345 - You. - Uh, I'm boarding a ship this evening. 28 00:07:51,630 --> 00:07:55,708 I got a new position and my ship leaves at 11:00 p.m. 29 00:07:55,990 --> 00:07:58,908 So we need to hurry. 30 00:10:06,350 --> 00:10:09,581 That was great! Thank you. 31 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:14,187 You're cute. Most people just ask if it was good. 32 00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:20,465 - It's a pity I have to go. - I don't want any tears. 33 00:10:20,690 --> 00:10:27,462 - Men won't use me! - I like you very much. 34 00:10:27,690 --> 00:10:33,222 I need to take a pill, I don't want to risk my freedom. 35 00:10:33,422 --> 00:10:36,985 And you didn't even ask if I needed to use protection. 36 00:10:37,185 --> 00:10:40,267 I have condoms in my bag. 37 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:44,668 This is to protect yourself from all kinds of sexually transmitted diseases. 38 00:10:44,868 --> 00:10:48,146 Yes, to protect you, but who will think about protecting me? 39 00:10:48,346 --> 00:10:53,828 - If only I were a man! - You look very feminine. 40 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:59,389 - If I were a man, then... - You wouldn't be able to do my job. 41 00:10:59,589 --> 00:11:05,401 So, wanna place a bet? I can do anything. Even go aboard a ship. 42 00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:08,548 Nonsense, this is a job for a man. 43 00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:12,066 I have feelings, desires, a brain and a body. 44 00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:15,905 Forget that I'm a woman. 45 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:21,060 Simply because you are much smarter than us. 46 00:11:21,270 --> 00:11:26,782 - Now look what you're doing to me. - What? I'm doing? 47 00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:33,225 Just because you're so smart, I'm letting you rape me. 48 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:37,406 - Oh, ah! - Does it hurt? 49 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:43,387 - I think it's the liver. - I'll call an ambulance. 50 00:11:43,830 --> 00:11:47,186 No, I think it's my appendix. 51 00:11:57,590 --> 00:12:00,528 Good luck, Georg. 52 00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:07,069 Could you please report to the Margarita? And say hello to the captain. 53 00:12:08,848 --> 00:12:10,604 It will be done. Get well soon. 54 00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:15,182 Thank you. What is your name? Thank you, Disa. 55 00:13:54,750 --> 00:14:00,109 My name is Georg Hansen. I am your new mechanic. 56 00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:05,627 My name is Georg Hansen. I am your new mechanic. 57 00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:10,900 My name is Georg Hansen. I am the new mechanic. 58 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:18,424 My name is Georg Hansen. I am your new mechanic. 59 00:14:39,510 --> 00:14:43,299 My name is Georg Hansen. I am the new mechanic. 60 00:14:43,499 --> 00:14:48,630 - Go introduce yourself to the captain. - Hello. We'll sleep together. 61 00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:55,502 - They're getting younger and younger. - No, you're getting older and older. 62 00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:59,725 - Who are you? - Georg Hansen, the new mechanic. 63 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:03,241 - Welcome aboard, Georg. - Thank you. 64 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:07,384 We're all one family here, Georg, aren't we? 65 00:15:07,584 --> 00:15:11,629 A sailor's book, yes. Come here. 66 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:22,239 Well, first flight as a mechanic. Carry this position with honor. 67 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:25,822 You must sign here. 68 00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:35,903 Judging by your nails, you haven't been to sea for a long time. 69 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:42,600 If you don't drink and follow orders strictly... 70 00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:48,965 As stated in paragraphs 49-50 of the charter, we will get along. 71 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:53,966 But no women on my ship! Women are the cause of all evil... 72 00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:57,970 wars, strife, storms, the scorching sun and even death! 73 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:01,446 But otherwise, we are one big happy family. 74 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:05,065 New mechanic Georg Hansen, and this is the first mate. 75 00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:09,642 The chief engineer misses you in the wheelhouse. 76 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:14,446 Throw the bag in cabin 77 00:16:14,670 --> 00:16:16,144 A pleasant young man. 78 00:16:16,394 --> 00:16:20,547 When looking from behind, you can't tell whether it's a man or a woman. 79 00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:30,903 New mechanic? Do you play chess? 80 00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:33,989 Chess? Yes. 81 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:37,861 Sit here and arrange the pieces. 82 00:17:38,150 --> 00:17:42,986 The main engine is running. The rest will take care of themselves. 83 00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:53,463 - Cast off the mooring lines! - Yes, cast off the mooring lines! 84 00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:35,479 We just sit here and watch. Weakling's orders. 85 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:39,285 - "Weakling"? - Yes, the captain's nickname. 86 00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:45,262 Bad tongues claim that he took part in the Battle of Röden. Your move. 87 00:18:47,550 --> 00:18:51,842 Don't make the game too easy for me right away. 88 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:58,669 - I need to go to the toilet. - There's a latrine in the stern. 89 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:20,210 Hi, you must be the new mechanic. 90 00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:24,742 Come on, we can pee crosswise. 91 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:31,447 Well, the new mechanic was in a hurry. 92 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:36,519 Good chair, this is the best we have. 93 00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:40,788 And this is the best confirmation of my good work. 94 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:43,669 I thought of something else when we were in Hamburg... 95 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:49,582 we can check if he uses it for anything other than peeing. 96 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:58,228 You took too long. I had to play 3 times. Now you're checkmated. 97 00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:05,943 - Anything interesting? - No. This is our new mechanic. 98 00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:09,805 - Georg. - Now that you're up, you can go to bed. 99 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:13,739 I still have to sort out the paperwork. 100 00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:19,902 - Paperwork, what do you mean? - What else, man? 101 00:20:21,510 --> 00:20:24,960 Isn't he too thin? 102 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:30,469 He's a good guy. He doesn't fuss when you cheat him. 103 00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:35,400 - Are you pissing in the sink, bastard? - No. I'm just washing it. 104 00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:40,784 Yes, we shouldn't do it like some people do. No matter how much we want to. 105 00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:45,740 Where the hell are my cigarettes? 106 00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:57,043 Are you going to sleep in your pants? 107 00:21:57,310 --> 00:22:03,750 I take them off in bed. Then I know where they are when I need to get up. 108 00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:09,062 Do you like working here? 109 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:12,880 Yes, they feed us well and the salary is decent. 110 00:22:13,110 --> 00:22:17,707 But we don't go to ports often, where there are cute pussies are. 111 00:22:24,190 --> 00:22:29,105 Ah, with their little nipples that are so nice to bite. 112 00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:17,503 You slept for a long time. The boss misses you. 113 00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:23,862 You can take my foam. 114 00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:30,745 You could at least use your own razor, right? 115 00:24:36,390 --> 00:24:39,567 You are using too much oil. 116 00:24:39,790 --> 00:24:45,581 Cream, sugar and eggs. 117 00:24:45,790 --> 00:24:52,662 No need to fatten anyone up. They're fat enough as it is. 118 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:58,443 There's only one whore in Hamburg that's worth anything. 119 00:24:58,670 --> 00:25:03,219 Yeah, then Willie got a great blowjob from a black chick. 120 00:25:03,510 --> 00:25:05,187 And then a medical examination. 121 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:11,580 They say the Catholic Church is a thing of the past. They are their own masters. 122 00:25:11,870 --> 00:25:17,900 What do you say, mechanic? Would you like to try a black girl? 123 00:25:19,270 --> 00:25:23,741 - Does he look pale? - It's seasickness. 124 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:31,783 Come here, I will treat you. 125 00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:46,790 There are two ways to treat seasickness. This is one of them. 126 00:25:47,070 --> 00:25:49,383 I learned it from an old retired officer. 127 00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:56,368 The captain thinks that seasickness can be cured with pills. 128 00:25:56,568 --> 00:25:57,768 They only dull the sensations. 129 00:26:00,568 --> 00:26:03,986 The second treatment requires you to have your dick sucked. 130 00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:10,485 I even tried it. I felt sick on the Norwegian ship. 131 00:26:10,710 --> 00:26:14,888 I ran down, grabbed the virgin, and into the cabin. 132 00:26:15,110 --> 00:26:18,890 I unzipped my fly and screamed, "Suck it, damn it!" 133 00:26:19,150 --> 00:26:22,042 I held her by the ears and she sucked. 134 00:26:22,270 --> 00:26:24,744 It's distracting, so I'm cured. 135 00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:29,640 - This is violence. - Violence? She fucking loved it. 136 00:26:29,870 --> 00:26:33,968 Most women get aroused when they suck. 137 00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:37,824 If you knew more about women, you would understand that I am right. 138 00:26:38,110 --> 00:26:43,981 - Drink it. It makes your chest hair grow. - My seasickness went away. 139 00:26:48,070 --> 00:26:52,387 I have to take lunch for the captain. 140 00:26:52,670 --> 00:26:58,188 He should slow down so you can make it. 141 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:02,225 In the engine room, prepare to maneuver. 142 00:27:02,510 --> 00:27:06,822 Yes. Yes, yes. We are ready, we are always ready. 143 00:27:07,510 --> 00:27:12,942 - I heard you were sick? - Willie cured me. 144 00:27:13,230 --> 00:27:16,261 Be prepared to maneuver. 145 00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:22,790 The captain will be having lunch and we will be running at half power. 146 00:27:23,070 --> 00:27:25,530 Captain, your dinner will be served soon. 147 00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:30,381 - Reduce speed. - Y-yes. 148 00:27:37,190 --> 00:27:41,800 Mechanic, you're crazy! 149 00:27:42,030 --> 00:27:45,525 Be more careful next time. 150 00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:51,621 What's going on? Damn, what happened? 151 00:28:16,870 --> 00:28:22,427 - What's going on? - It's the fucking second mate! 152 00:28:22,710 --> 00:28:26,021 He cured the mechanic of seasickness. 153 00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:32,226 Do you have a brain? 154 00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:36,060 Couldn't you give the mechanic some pills? 155 00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:41,106 Well, okay. I hope the sea will be calm in the evening. 156 00:29:16,870 --> 00:29:20,047 Thanks for the song. 157 00:29:20,270 --> 00:29:25,190 Since we don't have any questions, let's move on to our movie. 158 00:29:25,470 --> 00:29:28,820 First, the boatswain will show a film about his son's confirmation. 159 00:29:29,110 --> 00:29:33,388 Then we'll look at the second mate's beautiful house. 160 00:29:42,350 --> 00:29:46,821 This was filmed by our uncle Marius. 161 00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:06,067 Proud parents. 162 00:30:13,670 --> 00:30:18,744 It was a catering service. The drinks were the most expensive. 163 00:30:28,830 --> 00:30:33,067 Confirmation is a big event for him. 164 00:30:33,350 --> 00:30:37,230 A great day for a young man. 165 00:30:43,990 --> 00:30:47,884 The boatswain is drunk as a skunk. 166 00:30:48,110 --> 00:30:51,865 He doesn't even understand where he is. 167 00:30:55,590 --> 00:30:58,946 He will not soon sober up. 168 00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:21,586 Oh, they took him out. 169 00:31:25,230 --> 00:31:28,666 She was mad as hell. 170 00:31:29,990 --> 00:31:35,269 - Now she's kind again. - I had to promise her a new TV. 171 00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:43,101 During my confirmation, the police came three times. 172 00:32:00,510 --> 00:32:03,502 This is his wife. 173 00:32:14,270 --> 00:32:17,149 Good, neat. 174 00:32:33,270 --> 00:32:38,060 - She's taking off her skirt! - Shh, it'll be right there. 175 00:32:57,950 --> 00:33:01,659 This is the bedroom upstairs. 176 00:33:04,670 --> 00:33:07,981 Wow, man, that's so close. 177 00:33:12,230 --> 00:33:15,666 She catches the cap. 178 00:33:19,270 --> 00:33:21,903 Yes, you should be proud of your wife. 179 00:33:22,190 --> 00:33:25,142 But you shouldn't share your private life. 180 00:33:25,430 --> 00:33:30,450 There's nothing to share. It's all mine. 181 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:35,207 - I'm going to my room. Good night. - Good night. 182 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:40,584 Thank you for today. Let's all get a drink. 183 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:47,583 Come here, guys. 184 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:54,989 And here, guys... Here is the real treat. 185 00:33:55,270 --> 00:34:00,948 - I hope it's not from the social sphere? - I hope it's from the sphere of debauchery. 186 00:34:01,550 --> 00:34:04,668 - Hurray. - Hurray. 187 00:34:14,270 --> 00:34:18,382 Look, this is a treat with music. 188 00:34:18,670 --> 00:34:24,860 Two girls write to a man asking him to deliver toys to them. 189 00:34:29,270 --> 00:34:34,902 Here he is. Now you must see what he will do with them. 190 00:34:41,070 --> 00:34:44,088 With two at once, it's very exciting. 191 00:34:44,310 --> 00:34:48,668 I tried it once in Bangkok in 1962. 192 00:35:06,190 --> 00:35:11,110 - Oh, he's no slouch! - Wow, man, what a pussy! 193 00:35:11,390 --> 00:35:14,646 - He's going to stick it in her now. - He has black nails. 194 00:35:14,870 --> 00:35:19,626 - Now he's fucking her! - Shut up, that's poetry. 195 00:35:20,990 --> 00:35:26,064 The way he fucks her, his balls are slapping against her pussy. 196 00:35:28,470 --> 00:35:31,508 Oh, shit! 197 00:36:08,070 --> 00:36:13,861 - It seems interesting, right? - Of course, but only for men. 198 00:36:23,710 --> 00:36:28,864 Well, guys, did you enjoy my treat? 199 00:36:30,070 --> 00:36:33,984 Good night, I'm going to bed. 200 00:36:34,270 --> 00:36:39,119 - Should I give you the shark? - Now it's your turn. 201 00:36:39,390 --> 00:36:43,384 Never mind. 202 00:37:24,270 --> 00:37:28,621 Georg! Use the toilet if you want to pee. 203 00:37:28,910 --> 00:37:31,848 Sorry, it won't happen again. 204 00:37:32,070 --> 00:37:37,602 I spoke with the owner and told him about our interesting evening. 205 00:37:37,830 --> 00:37:42,028 - We become closer to each other this way. - Yes, in a sense. 206 00:37:46,510 --> 00:37:49,701 And so the nun says to the sailor... 207 00:37:49,990 --> 00:37:54,521 A clear mind characterizes men who are able to overcome everyday life. 208 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:59,108 ...that it reminds her of a ritual candle! 209 00:38:14,430 --> 00:38:19,430 The second mate regretted showing the film of his wife. 210 00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:25,461 Wouldn't it have been better if his wife had been on board? 211 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:31,587 No! Women create discord and impure thoughts. Men need male relationships! 212 00:38:55,270 --> 00:38:59,289 - Peter, do you know where Disa lives? - Yes. 213 00:38:59,510 --> 00:39:06,507 Take this to her. Here is her check. 214 00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:44,686 Disa? 215 00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:52,786 Disa? 216 00:40:29,430 --> 00:40:32,388 It was damn nice, even if it looked a little silly. 217 00:40:32,610 --> 00:40:35,289 Georg, have you been with anyone lately? 218 00:40:35,510 --> 00:40:39,986 - No, not since I stepped on board. - Was it good the last time? 219 00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:42,584 - Yes, but he... - He? 220 00:40:42,870 --> 00:40:45,947 She was hospitalized with appendicitis. 221 00:40:46,230 --> 00:40:50,986 I've never heard that you can get appendicitis from fucking! 222 00:40:56,230 --> 00:41:00,110 Hello, Disa. It wasn't the liver or a twisted intestine. 223 00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:05,849 Disa? 224 00:41:06,070 --> 00:41:09,461 Are you taking a bath? I'm coming. 225 00:41:22,670 --> 00:41:25,867 - Who are you? - Who are you? 226 00:41:37,270 --> 00:41:41,860 - Everything is fine now? - No, the starboard side is a little sooty. 227 00:41:42,150 --> 00:41:46,899 We used to get a person from the engine room to help. 228 00:41:47,190 --> 00:41:51,587 - We must raise the German flag. - We are going to Hamburg. 229 00:41:51,870 --> 00:41:54,988 So we'll have whores soon! 230 00:41:55,350 --> 00:41:59,562 Bloody bastard, as the boss would say! 231 00:41:59,790 --> 00:42:04,366 You'll be on duty for the next 5 weeks! 232 00:42:04,590 --> 00:42:08,768 She took my salary. Clothes and documents were gone too. 233 00:42:08,990 --> 00:42:13,009 It will be terrible if she is discovered. 234 00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:16,839 One girl among a bunch of sexually obsessed sailors. 235 00:42:17,070 --> 00:42:21,089 - We need to bring her back. - It's worse than death. 236 00:42:21,350 --> 00:42:24,527 Well, she fucks like an angel. 237 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:29,360 Don't say that! Take your words back. 238 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:34,710 - She doesn't fuck like an angel! - What the hell are you talking about! 239 00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:38,820 Oh, my shoulder! 240 00:42:45,390 --> 00:42:48,726 The ship is called "Margarita". Which company? 241 00:42:48,950 --> 00:42:54,741 You don't have to do anything. You've already messed up enough. 242 00:42:57,510 --> 00:43:01,026 I have to find her. 243 00:44:28,630 --> 00:44:32,589 Yes, it's the Margarita. 244 00:44:37,950 --> 00:44:40,942 "Margarita". 245 00:44:41,190 --> 00:44:44,103 Yes, yes. 246 00:44:44,670 --> 00:44:47,826 Is the captain in trouble? 247 00:44:48,110 --> 00:44:52,468 No, he has a qualified crew. 248 00:45:11,950 --> 00:45:15,266 "Margarita" is due to arrive in Hamburg today. 249 00:45:15,550 --> 00:45:20,524 So it would be wise to send her to Aalborg for unloading. 250 00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:25,062 - Send a message to the office. - Yes, yes. 251 00:45:31,630 --> 00:45:34,799 Mr. Sorensen, call the captain of the Margarita. 252 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:36,999 Tell him to go to Aalborg. 253 00:45:47,350 --> 00:45:50,142 What can I do for you, young man? 254 00:45:50,430 --> 00:45:55,823 Thank you, actually I've already heard what I wanted. 255 00:47:00,670 --> 00:47:06,985 - I don't think I want this. - Are you crazy! Just enjoy! 256 00:47:17,310 --> 00:47:21,169 Sweet girl! Beer or vodka? 257 00:47:21,390 --> 00:47:24,826 - What did you say? - Vodka! 258 00:47:50,590 --> 00:47:54,429 - I saw her first! - And I grabbed her first. 259 00:47:54,710 --> 00:47:57,543 Let Willie! He's a married man. 260 00:48:11,950 --> 00:48:15,659 No! 261 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:38,064 - H-H-How about 20? - No! 262 00:49:04,270 --> 00:49:07,501 Oh God, keep going! Oh, mother! 263 00:50:16,230 --> 00:50:19,222 Help me, cook! 264 00:50:25,710 --> 00:50:28,828 Go ahead, Georg. 265 00:51:01,110 --> 00:51:05,263 - Are you finished? - No, I'm Danish. 266 00:51:54,670 --> 00:51:58,643 The assistant went to bed. I took over the watch. 267 00:51:58,870 --> 00:52:02,265 - Can I go ashore? - No, they'll be back soon. 268 00:52:02,550 --> 00:52:07,743 - The cook is already on his way. - Ask him to bring me cocoa. 269 00:52:08,030 --> 00:52:11,480 Cook, you must make cocoa for the skipper. 270 00:52:11,710 --> 00:52:15,226 - Good night, Georg. - Good night and thank you. 271 00:52:15,430 --> 00:52:18,866 - Did you have a good fuck? - Great. 272 00:53:50,510 --> 00:53:55,305 - What are you doing here? - You're a girl! 273 00:53:55,590 --> 00:53:59,688 - And I was so in love with you! - You won't give me away, right? 274 00:53:59,910 --> 00:54:04,466 - No, and the other way around? - Of course not. 275 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:07,781 Where did you get your mechanic's documents? 276 00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:11,167 - What's your name? - Georg Hansen. 277 00:54:11,390 --> 00:54:14,228 And you are a mechanic? 278 00:54:14,510 --> 00:54:19,146 Yes, no. I would like to know if there is a mechanic... 279 00:54:19,430 --> 00:54:23,264 named Georg Hansen on the Margarita. 280 00:54:32,910 --> 00:54:36,983 "Margarita" comes to Aalborg tomorrow. 281 00:54:40,350 --> 00:54:45,484 "Margarita" is fully staffed. Therefore, we cannot help you. 282 00:54:45,710 --> 00:54:51,023 - Well, then thank you and goodbye. - Goodbye. 283 00:55:22,670 --> 00:55:26,279 I thank the captain for the opportunity to go ashore. 284 00:55:26,550 --> 00:55:32,287 - Yes, you'll see your wife soon. - I borrowed a truck... 285 00:55:32,510 --> 00:55:36,902 - Does she know you're coming? - No, it's a surprise. 286 00:55:55,990 --> 00:55:58,982 Hey, are we getting food today? 287 00:56:06,990 --> 00:56:10,579 Why is there no power in the second compartment? 288 00:56:10,870 --> 00:56:14,784 Because you took my mechanic to do paint work! 289 00:56:15,350 --> 00:56:21,201 In bad weather, the boatswain is allowed to call in the mechanics. 290 00:56:21,430 --> 00:56:26,948 What the hell, do you think you can just take my man for your work? 291 00:56:28,830 --> 00:56:31,529 Damn it! 292 00:56:31,750 --> 00:56:36,679 - Did you hear his voice? - He's castrated! 293 00:56:36,910 --> 00:56:41,088 My balls! I'll never do that again! 294 00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:44,840 Thank God his balls are okay! 295 00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:49,347 Then let's go where there are some good pussies. 296 00:56:49,630 --> 00:56:54,266 - And they're free! - But Willie is going home. 297 00:58:21,470 --> 00:58:24,826 Do you want a sailor's dick? 298 00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:40,142 Hellish Satan! 299 00:58:41,270 --> 00:58:46,185 Willie, give him one more minute, okay? 300 00:58:54,270 --> 00:58:59,165 You understand, there was nothing serious. 301 00:58:59,390 --> 00:59:02,667 I just wanted to be polite. 302 00:59:06,430 --> 00:59:12,460 Willie, I didn't know you were coming home, did I? 303 01:01:08,510 --> 01:01:11,343 We are ready to go! 304 01:01:23,390 --> 01:01:26,348 Oh! 305 01:01:26,990 --> 01:01:31,466 - What are you doing here? - Shh, you don't want us to get found out. 306 01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:36,624 - Shouldn't you be in the hospital? - It was just a dislocation. 307 01:01:36,910 --> 01:01:41,227 You need to go and see the captain. Then Disa and I could go ashore. 308 01:01:41,510 --> 01:01:44,746 I can't do that. I don't have my documents. 309 01:01:45,030 --> 01:01:50,323 - Then hurry before we sail! - We're already sailing, greenhorn! 310 01:01:50,550 --> 01:01:53,568 I can't hand over the keys to the infirmary! 311 01:01:53,830 --> 01:01:56,927 You can't use the infirmary to store this crap! 312 01:01:57,150 --> 01:02:00,545 - I said give me the key! - Easy there, easy there! 313 01:02:00,830 --> 01:02:04,166 This will be at your own risk! 314 01:02:04,430 --> 01:02:09,266 If you keep your mouth shut, everything will go well. 315 01:02:33,910 --> 01:02:39,269 Now you're at sea. So you'll have to control your desires. 316 01:02:42,335 --> 01:02:46,048 I'll do anything, just don't kill me. 317 01:02:46,310 --> 01:02:51,888 I won't touch you! But there are many sex-hungry men on board! 318 01:02:52,110 --> 01:02:57,303 I'll send them one by one, and you'll do whatever they want! 319 01:02:57,590 --> 01:03:03,541 You'll get more sperm than there is water in London's mains! 320 01:03:10,590 --> 01:03:14,140 Cabin boy, don't forget about the lifeboats. 321 01:03:19,270 --> 01:03:22,606 - What a fuss. - I'm hungry. 322 01:03:22,830 --> 01:03:27,600 I'll go see if the way is clear. 323 01:03:27,830 --> 01:03:32,147 - Really? - Yes, please. 324 01:03:32,430 --> 01:03:37,140 - I don't know if I can fuck. - You have to! 325 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:04,721 - Why did you bring three beers? - I thought Georg was here. 326 01:04:04,950 --> 01:04:09,660 - No, he's downstairs in the engine room! - Well, don't worry about it. 327 01:04:39,430 --> 01:04:43,244 Georg, take this to the captain. 328 01:04:43,470 --> 01:04:47,589 I would like a girl today. 329 01:04:53,830 --> 01:04:58,725 - So, I did it! - Don't tell anyone. 330 01:04:58,990 --> 01:05:02,042 She shouldn't rest even for 5 minutes! 331 01:05:02,270 --> 01:05:08,619 I don't know if I can do it more than once a day. But I'll try! 332 01:05:19,550 --> 01:05:23,569 Son of a bitch! George beat my queen. 333 01:05:23,790 --> 01:05:26,821 Look, you might get checkmated. 334 01:05:27,110 --> 01:05:30,207 Why don't we check the records? 335 01:05:30,430 --> 01:05:34,867 No, I promised Willie to help him with his favorite hobby at work. 336 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:40,547 That was fucking awesome! 337 01:05:47,830 --> 01:05:54,543 I was about to go to bed, but I'll do my friend a favor. 338 01:06:00,630 --> 01:06:03,986 Hey. 339 01:06:05,150 --> 01:06:09,487 I want to ask you to get down on the floor... 340 01:06:09,710 --> 01:06:14,107 and lean over the bunk so that I can see your stern. 341 01:06:14,390 --> 01:06:19,046 But first I need to see the front. I like to hold boobs. 342 01:06:19,270 --> 01:06:22,640 - It's not about me. - Oh. 343 01:06:22,870 --> 01:06:27,082 Willie uh… promised boobs… 344 01:06:27,310 --> 01:06:34,003 That's very sweet of you. That's what I call sweet little tits. 345 01:06:34,270 --> 01:06:37,422 Wait a minute. 346 01:06:40,030 --> 01:06:43,182 Now dad will be there soon. 347 01:06:46,710 --> 01:06:49,782 It'll be a little soft at first, okay? 348 01:07:02,990 --> 01:07:07,944 - Thanks for the food. - The captain didn't get his dinner. 349 01:07:08,230 --> 01:07:10,963 We can't promise... 350 01:07:11,190 --> 01:07:14,626 It's a hell of a mess on this ship. 351 01:07:56,230 --> 01:08:02,206 - He shouldn't do this! - He suggested it to me too. 352 01:08:02,470 --> 01:08:06,887 - Tomorrow I will free her. - He's probably going to suggest it to me next! 353 01:08:07,110 --> 01:08:11,859 - You're here. Listen... - I already know! 354 01:08:12,190 --> 01:08:17,264 - Go ahead. It's your turn now. - Okay, I'm ready. 355 01:08:29,910 --> 01:08:34,222 Just look at you! Full of paint and oil stains. 356 01:08:42,270 --> 01:08:45,845 You are the first one who is kind to me. 357 01:08:46,070 --> 01:08:50,601 I'm on your side. I'm a girl. 358 01:08:50,830 --> 01:08:55,063 - Well, yeah? - Look. 359 01:08:56,270 --> 01:09:01,424 - Why are you here? - It's a long story. 360 01:09:02,270 --> 01:09:07,065 I will free you from the violence started by your husband. 361 01:09:07,350 --> 01:09:10,188 But I cheated on him! 362 01:09:10,470 --> 01:09:17,208 - It's better with a real woman. - No, I have my Bertha! 363 01:09:17,430 --> 01:09:23,565 She doesn't cheat. She doesn't say "no" and doesn't smoke in the morning. 364 01:09:23,830 --> 01:09:30,170 If you had one, you wouldn't have problems now. 365 01:09:30,390 --> 01:09:33,182 You are not a piece of furniture he bought. 366 01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:37,250 You want roses while he's floating on the seas. 367 01:09:37,470 --> 01:09:40,865 Then he comes and expects you to be always ready. 368 01:09:41,150 --> 01:09:44,586 I have sinned, you understand? 369 01:09:47,990 --> 01:09:52,944 They always accuse women of having a bad conscience. 370 01:09:53,230 --> 01:09:59,379 If only this whole life under their rule could be changed. 371 01:09:59,670 --> 01:10:04,067 I came here to see how right I was. 372 01:10:04,350 --> 01:10:10,460 This is worse than I thought. What do you think they say on board? 373 01:10:12,910 --> 01:10:17,461 What do you think they do when they go ashore? 374 01:10:19,670 --> 01:10:25,600 - It's natural for men. - Why not for us too? 375 01:10:25,830 --> 01:10:29,180 - I love him, you know? - Of course. 376 01:10:29,470 --> 01:10:34,067 Relax. This won't go on any longer. 377 01:10:44,710 --> 01:10:48,066 - It's great, right? - Yes, it is great. 378 01:10:55,990 --> 01:11:02,648 Will it be my turn soon? She'll be completely naked, right? 379 01:11:02,870 --> 01:11:06,764 When I think about small panties where you can see the pussy! 380 01:11:06,990 --> 01:11:10,221 Shut up, got it? 381 01:11:11,710 --> 01:11:14,980 - Poor Disa. - She's been exposed! 382 01:11:15,270 --> 01:11:19,223 So we can't just switch! 383 01:11:19,510 --> 01:11:23,105 She needs to be saved! 384 01:11:26,670 --> 01:11:31,870 No, don't do that, newbie! 385 01:11:43,670 --> 01:11:46,981 Georg, what nonsense is this? 386 01:11:47,270 --> 01:11:51,264 Georg, you promised me you would use the toilet. 387 01:12:27,270 --> 01:12:33,789 Disa, it's me, Peter. I've come to save you. 388 01:12:34,030 --> 01:12:36,922 Disa! 389 01:12:37,150 --> 01:12:41,144 You are very cold! Dead! 390 01:12:47,870 --> 01:12:51,140 What the fuck! Are you cheating on me? 391 01:12:51,430 --> 01:12:56,225 You were going to rape my Bertha, you son of a whore! 392 01:12:56,510 --> 01:13:00,404 - A stowaway, huh? - I can explain everything. 393 01:13:00,630 --> 01:13:05,340 You will explain this to the captain. 394 01:13:10,550 --> 01:13:13,661 Yes, Lyngby Radio? 395 01:13:13,950 --> 01:13:17,002 Yes, please. We are waiting here. 396 01:13:17,230 --> 01:13:21,342 Come in and sit down. You can safely trust me. 397 01:13:21,630 --> 01:13:26,140 Listen, there's a woman on board and she's being raped by the crew. 398 01:13:26,430 --> 01:13:31,962 - What, a woman on board? - Lyngby Radio calling "Margarita". 399 01:13:32,190 --> 01:13:35,221 Lyngby Radio, "Margarita" is listening. 400 01:13:35,510 --> 01:13:39,463 - Is this the captain? - The mechanic is a woman! 401 01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:42,449 The mechanic is a woman! What the...? 402 01:13:42,670 --> 01:13:45,462 Nonsense! Everything is fine on board. 403 01:13:45,750 --> 01:13:49,589 It sounded like you said the mechanic was a woman. 404 01:13:49,870 --> 01:13:52,788 This is just what a stowaway says. 405 01:13:53,070 --> 01:13:58,070 - Do you have a stowaway? - Yes, he broke into a cabin. 406 01:13:58,350 --> 01:14:02,164 - Was there a burglary? - Yes. Over. 407 01:14:02,390 --> 01:14:06,548 - Where? - In the chart room. 408 01:14:06,830 --> 01:14:11,930 - Your coordinates? - Well, A4 east, 4 north, course 270. 409 01:14:12,150 --> 01:14:17,179 Then be careful when you are in Red Square in Moscow. 410 01:14:18,670 --> 01:14:24,068 No, no, the opposite. East 4 and North 64. Everything is fine on board. 411 01:14:24,350 --> 01:14:27,820 - Well then, captain. Over and out. - Over and out. 412 01:14:28,830 --> 01:14:32,360 You were right. He went crazy. 413 01:14:32,590 --> 01:14:37,505 Take a helicopter and get on board immediately! 414 01:14:41,230 --> 01:14:44,521 What's the point of bringing her here and letting her go! 415 01:14:44,750 --> 01:14:50,123 If I were you, I'd keep my mouth shut. Think of your poor wife! 416 01:14:50,390 --> 01:14:54,623 - You were there too! - Yes, you told me. 417 01:14:57,670 --> 01:15:01,006 It's horrible. 418 01:15:01,230 --> 01:15:05,269 I am vicious, disgusting, stupid. 419 01:15:06,230 --> 01:15:12,379 - It's a bit late realising it now.. - I still love her, you know! 420 01:15:12,670 --> 01:15:16,828 You were all with her, and I became such a fool. 421 01:15:17,110 --> 01:15:21,905 What about her? What about what are you doing in every port!? 422 01:15:22,190 --> 01:15:26,846 - I saw you fucking a black woman. - You didn't tell her, did you? 423 01:15:27,070 --> 01:15:30,943 No. You just have to forgive her. 424 01:15:31,230 --> 01:15:35,149 - Will she forgive me? - I will try to convince her. 425 01:15:35,430 --> 01:15:40,304 - You're a great guy. - Take it like a man, man! 426 01:15:40,590 --> 01:15:46,864 - Yes, when will she see me? - First of all, stop what you're doing. 427 01:15:47,150 --> 01:15:52,509 Stay here. I'll talk to her and come back. 428 01:15:58,510 --> 01:16:02,743 Get a good night's sleep and think. 429 01:16:35,310 --> 01:16:39,065 - Oh, Disa. - Willy. 430 01:16:40,950 --> 01:16:45,187 - Peter, what are you doing here? - Where is Willie? 431 01:16:45,470 --> 01:16:49,628 - Who are you? - Disa, you idiot. 432 01:16:49,910 --> 01:16:55,149 Disa, is that you? Disa, I came to save you. 433 01:16:55,430 --> 01:17:01,884 - How did you get here? - I'm a stowaway. 434 01:17:02,110 --> 01:17:07,588 Nina, climb onto the top bunk so there are no misunderstandings. 435 01:17:07,870 --> 01:17:12,207 No, I said. It's over! 436 01:17:12,430 --> 01:17:16,940 I didn't sleep all night to go see her again! 437 01:17:17,230 --> 01:17:20,022 According to their law, it is possible right on the seashore. 438 01:17:20,310 --> 01:17:24,547 - I haven't tried it yet. - This is his wife. 439 01:17:24,830 --> 01:17:27,986 You can only do it once a week! What about a list? 440 01:17:28,270 --> 01:17:31,242 This will not happen again! 441 01:17:31,470 --> 01:17:36,260 The mechanic persuaded her to forgive me. 442 01:18:10,350 --> 01:18:13,368 A Klabautermann! (a good spirit who helps sailors) 443 01:18:13,590 --> 01:18:17,663 What nonsense are you talking about, kid? 444 01:18:40,910 --> 01:18:45,466 Head of the Nielsen Company. Don't worry. 445 01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:48,383 Let me help you. 446 01:18:48,670 --> 01:18:53,783 - Thanks, no thanks. - A woman on board is a bad omen! 447 01:18:54,070 --> 01:18:59,568 The ship owner asked me to make a statement and pick up your stowaway. 448 01:18:59,790 --> 01:19:03,306 That's a completely different matter. 449 01:19:03,670 --> 01:19:09,022 Sit here. When Willie comes, we'll send him to the infirmary. 450 01:19:09,310 --> 01:19:13,429 - What's between you and Georg? - How do you know about Georg? - He's here on board. 451 01:19:14,950 --> 01:19:20,926 This is the infirmary. Here is the young man you are to interrogate. 452 01:19:21,150 --> 01:19:23,942 - Where? - Where? 453 01:19:24,230 --> 01:19:27,068 I brought him here myself. 454 01:19:27,350 --> 01:19:30,666 The shipowner is concerned about your condition. 455 01:19:30,950 --> 01:19:35,620 Are you sure you have a stowaway? 456 01:19:35,910 --> 01:19:39,221 Just like I'm standing here! 457 01:19:41,670 --> 01:19:44,861 I want to rest a little. 458 01:19:45,150 --> 01:19:49,023 They can call me, then you send for me. 459 01:19:49,310 --> 01:19:54,389 Then we'll figure it out. Right now I need some privacy. 460 01:19:54,670 --> 01:19:57,428 Yes, I will wake you up in the morning. 461 01:19:57,710 --> 01:20:03,740 Sleep well and have pleasant dreams! I will find him. 462 01:20:35,790 --> 01:20:38,423 Are you going to keep a stowaway here? 463 01:20:38,710 --> 01:20:41,980 Go down with your wife. She's on the top bunk. 464 01:20:42,270 --> 01:20:45,581 Thank you. 465 01:20:46,990 --> 01:20:51,182 And you just stay here. I have to find Georg. 466 01:20:51,470 --> 01:20:57,660 - Yes, but I think I'm sick. - It's because we're at sea. 467 01:21:36,190 --> 01:21:41,629 - Do you want a sailor's dick? - Yes, yours. 468 01:22:06,670 --> 01:22:11,326 Have you been to the infirmary and gotten pussy yet? 469 01:22:11,550 --> 01:22:16,750 Oh, I see you were. Good night. 470 01:22:37,350 --> 01:22:40,263 Oh, I'm sorry. 471 01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:45,539 This is where you're hiding, Disa! Confess. 472 01:22:45,830 --> 01:22:49,225 - Who is speaking? - Who are you? 473 01:22:49,510 --> 01:22:54,589 It's me. I took off my glasses and I hear strange sounds. 474 01:22:54,870 --> 01:23:00,686 - They're fucking on the top bunk. - Oh, that's what's going on. 475 01:23:00,910 --> 01:23:05,222 Are you a ghost or real? 476 01:23:05,510 --> 01:23:08,462 - Who are you? - I'm a mechanic. 477 01:23:08,750 --> 01:23:14,341 - Georg Hansen, 051249-0021? - Yes, it's me. 478 01:23:14,630 --> 01:23:18,310 Tell me everything. I am the owner's agent. 479 01:23:18,590 --> 01:23:24,042 - Yes. No, I'll think about it... - No, don't be afraid of me. 480 01:23:24,270 --> 01:23:27,301 I am the owner's right hand. 481 01:23:27,590 --> 01:23:30,981 But at the same time I am a woman. 482 01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:37,381 And I see you... and I hear sounds... 483 01:23:42,110 --> 01:23:47,747 And he gets up. Stay with me, stay! 484 01:23:48,030 --> 01:23:52,900 The ship owner's word is law for me. 485 01:23:53,670 --> 01:23:58,699 Let's listen to the music of love together. 486 01:24:01,910 --> 01:24:06,705 - And here's dinner. Ham and omelette. - Oh. 487 01:24:07,030 --> 01:24:13,279 Eel in jelly and shrimps. Food for sailors and sportsmen. 488 01:24:13,510 --> 01:24:20,064 You're seasick, Peter! Wait. Willie's got some whiskey here. 489 01:24:26,950 --> 01:24:32,946 Then there's only one way... Grab me by the ears, Peter. 490 01:24:39,270 --> 01:24:42,786 - Bend your arms. - Yes. 491 01:25:33,590 --> 01:25:36,544 A stowaway has disappeared from the infirmary. Where is he? 492 01:25:36,830 --> 01:25:41,989 I don't know. But there is something weighing on my conscience. 493 01:25:42,270 --> 01:25:45,665 - There's a woman in the infirmary. - I know, it's okay! 494 01:25:45,950 --> 01:25:50,984 - But, captain, what do you mean? - I'm the one that locked her there. 495 01:25:51,270 --> 01:25:56,265 There must be two of them. 496 01:25:58,270 --> 01:26:04,141 - Have you seen the stowaway? - He's not here. 497 01:26:10,950 --> 01:26:14,784 - He does exist after all. - Yes! Yes, yes, yes. 498 01:26:15,870 --> 01:26:20,182 Not this! Not on my ship. This will be investigated! 499 01:26:29,470 --> 01:26:35,864 Mrs. Nielsen? 500 01:26:38,790 --> 01:26:41,389 And the mechanic! Was he pestering you? 501 01:26:41,670 --> 01:26:48,328 Was he pestering me, Mr. Captain? No, it's so great to sail like that. 502 01:26:48,550 --> 01:26:52,783 - Now I not only see better... - Good. 503 01:26:56,910 --> 01:27:00,883 Second mate... and a woman? How dare you? 504 01:27:01,110 --> 01:27:05,302 - This is my wife, captain. - Well, that's a different matter! 505 01:27:05,590 --> 01:27:08,369 The second mate is here, and I am standing here. 506 01:27:08,590 --> 01:27:12,265 The first mate is off duty. Who is steering the ship? 507 01:27:15,830 --> 01:27:21,169 Kronborg on the nose! We've been heading in the wrong direction all night! 508 01:27:21,390 --> 01:27:26,981 I'm going to get fired! And all because there are women on board. 509 01:27:27,270 --> 01:27:31,701 Here's the stowaway! And the mechanic! 510 01:27:31,990 --> 01:27:36,760 - No, she's a woman. - Yes, and he's my boyfriend. 511 01:27:36,990 --> 01:27:39,803 The good thing about having two genders is it's better when you mix them. 512 01:27:40,030 --> 01:27:43,560 I like what's going on in the company! 513 01:27:43,790 --> 01:27:47,499 And you, our best captain! 514 01:28:00,870 --> 01:28:07,344 The company has set a new course, and then I will set a new course too. 515 01:28:15,345 --> 01:28:20,345 Subtitles by ShinjiGR